Ask Wheatley (About Being a Human)

New Blog

I’ve noticed that for quite awhile I’ve only posted OOC character stuff, so I’ve decided to just go ahead and make an OOC regular me blog for all that!

Find it here: http://insaneguyofdoom.tumblr.com/

((I wanna see how big the Portal fandom is))

harukuri:

conquerorwurm:

apertureratt:

((so please reblog this if you’re in it~))

Stephen Merchant upon getting asked about fans of his character Wheatley, in Portal 2.

See, I’m pretty sure he’s aware of what goes on in the Portal fandom, and is probably trying not to think about it. =P

(Source: domsantiago)

unbadger:

don’t you hate it when you spend too long working on something stupid? pffff
inspired by this ask and set in an AU where Wheatley was a cyborg during the events of Portal 2. this happens post game of course.
idk man if Chell doesn’t punch Wheatley in the face at least once you’re not doing it right.

I had Chell kick him in the groin instead.

unbadger:

don’t you hate it when you spend too long working on something stupid? pffff

inspired by this ask and set in an AU where Wheatley was a cyborg during the events of Portal 2. this happens post game of course.

idk man if Chell doesn’t punch Wheatley in the face at least once you’re not doing it right.

I had Chell kick him in the groin instead.

A really cool live action Portal fan series from Machinima.com. They used Betty (a cut personality sphere from Portal 2 back when it was a prequel)!

Crying about robots and monsters: usb-dongle: WAIT so ifif Wheatley sapper can be headcanoned as a...

usb-dongle:

WAIT so if

if Wheatley sapper can be headcanoned as a post-Portal 2-Wheatley that has been thrown back in time through a wormhole and flattened by the traumas of such a journey

and if it can further be headcanoned that, after being left behind from a top-secret Spy mission in…

Or, Aperture attempts to cut corners and simply repairs Wheatley to his sphere shape, meaning he was never created to begin with, having always existed in a stable time-loop!

(Source: usbdongle)

OOC: Chell Figure

My Neca Chell figure arrived in the mail today, she’s now on my shelf next to the Wheatley flashlight-figure thing, wondering why he got so bloody massive (they’re of a very different scale). But there’s an added bonus. The back of her packaging has a mini-backstory! Here’s a transcription of the text:

Quiet and resourceful, Chell remains one of Aperture’s most secretive and mysterious test subjects. Luckily, we were able to talk to one of Chell’s former coworkers, who assured us that she was Chell’s “closest—well, why beat around the bush—only friend.” When asked for three words that best describe Chell, our anonymous source decided on “monster”; “uncaring monster”; and “generously-proportioned monster.”

upperstories:

usb-dongle:

stillalivedoingscience:

cakeylies:

stephenmerchantobsessio-kwn:

daughter-of-glados:

badmanturret:

(( OMG he knows. XD))

((HIDE EVERYTHING))

((BURN THE EVIDENCE))

((THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING))

choking

i see my creation is making the rounds again

[clap_clap_clap].WAV

I’d be more surprised if he didn’t know it existed, isn’t rule 34 a part of being famous?

(Source: usbdongle)

Out of Character

I’m not 100% up on this recent drama except that it involves whether we should talk about Wheatley or not and that both sides are pretty upset, so I thought of something that might cheer everyone up:

Imagine if this was The Lorax’s fandom having the same argument about Once-ler fans.

thenoodlebooty:

Starting a group hug for fuchsia. So, reblog if you think fuchsiamae is the bees knees and is one awesome, gorgeous person!!!